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Did you know that the Llama Caretaker is a positive-review-getting New Age musician?
Check out his music at:

http://www.mp3.com/cjf

The Naked Dancing Llama has an Official Theme song, "Peanut Spitter."
The goal is to have this song written in as many different musical formats as possible to reflect NDL's worldwide following. Right now there are three versions, the Jamaican one you hear right now, the SKA one (in the Mighty Mighty Bosstones sort of style) and a Techno one over at mp3.com (think Moby). Coming soon will be a Diva version as well as others! The silliness possibilities never end! Feel free to submit your own!

Here's the words to the Peanut Spitter song:

"Peanut spitter carry me!
Peanut spitter set me free!
Take me where I want to be; Llama carry me!

Woke up this mornin'
And I looked at the rising sun.
Peanut spitters everywhere sayin'
Frolic, everyone!"

"Peanut Spitter" (C)1996-2000 Christopher Feyrer

Listen to the Bosstones-inspired SKA version! (MIDI)

What if Moby was an NDL fan?
Check out the techno version! (High quality MP3)



 

Begin your frolicking adventures here!
The NDL's classic wisdom, as handed down from the Supreme Llama.
He's cheaper than psychotherapy, and he also licks people's faces!
Friends of the Naked Dancing Llama (like you!)
"Peanut Spitter!" Sing along and listen to the many different versions!
Dance dance dance like a llama would! NDL for President 2004!
Just because he is naked, doesn't mean you have to be!
See all the fine publications which have learned to frolic like a llama would.
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This page is presented in lean, mean, medium aqua marine. And you thought it was just for your 8th grade health room wall.
The Naked Dancing Llama™ is a trademark of Christopher J. Feyrer. Materials on this site ©1996-2001 Christopher J. Feyrer aka Caretaker of the Llama.
Some restrictions on frolicking may apply in your state.
Do not frolic past "GO." Do not collect 200 peanuts.
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And while you are at it, find the cure to cancer.